What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What animal knows kung fu?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the fish blush?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?