What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a small mom?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the richest basketball team?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do Scottish toads play?