What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Families are like fudge.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?