Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is the beach so confident?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where does the president keep his razor?