Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a cat's favorite snack?