What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What kind of bow can't be tied?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is summer always sad?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?