What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do bees get to school?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the cow go to outer space?