What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why are goats so funny?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do bees chew?
What vegetables make the best music?
What part of a fish weighs the most?