What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What food is a man's best friend?