What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the frog have a long face?
When should you start writing a book?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?