Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
When should you start writing a book?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?