What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where would you find an elephant?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the turkey cross the road?