What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the echo get detention?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do math teachers love March?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why is winter considered holy?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?