Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?