Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do birds go to drink?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?