Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where do surfers go to school?