What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Well Dolly, Pardon!
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?