Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?