What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is the most adorable season?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?