What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
Who granted the fish a wish?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do airplanes go shopping?