Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do birds go to drink?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do you take sick ponies?