How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the slowest 5k?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?