Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which singer could always break a five?