Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
They love to be buttered up!
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How did the tree feel in spring?