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Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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What do you call a singing rodent?
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What animal makes the best lunches?
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What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What country has the most fish?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
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What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Are baby skunks cute?