Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What birds always travel in twos?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do German dogs sleep?