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What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?