What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?