Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?