Why are baseball games at night?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a kitty's favorite book?