What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?