Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are cars magic?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the fish blush?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?