What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the noisiest food?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which relative loves rice?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How long do chickens work?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?