What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What fish only swims at night?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?