Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where does breakfast live?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a Russian flea?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the frog starve?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?