What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?