Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are winter days great?
What is the color of the wind?
How does a cow do math?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?