What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What game do mice love to play?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How are mountains able to see?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?