What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?