Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How does a taco bless the table?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?