What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the scariest letter?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?