How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What style of music weighs the most?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?