Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What fish only swims at night?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are cars magic?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What animal floats best?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who won the race between two balls of string?