What happens when grass goes out of town?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?