What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What animals make the best students?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?