Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a cat's favorite color?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What tree has the most bark?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?