What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?