What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do nosey peppers do?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?