What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How do you prevent a summer cold?