Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do stars go to college?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do fish do at parades?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
