Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What does a panda ghost say?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?