What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?