How do you compliment a cat?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
People are so hard on car mechanics.