Why did the echo get detention?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which computer won the talent show?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?