Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the fish blush?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?