Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is the best book to read in autumn?