She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?