Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are winter days great?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which fly makes films?