Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
This candy bar is a real home run.