Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do German dogs sleep?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?