What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you measure a millennial?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?