Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do superheroes blend right in?