Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a pig thief?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What country has the most fish?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?