My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do bees get to school?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do pigs love to take naps?