Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do nosey peppers do?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?