What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the scariest letter?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?