Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?